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How many ninjas do you need for a band? Just one, a ninja can easily kill a whole band!

How do you know when a ninja's drunk? He'll kill both of you!

A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Good to see you two!"

How does a ninja deal with fear? He gives it to others!

1:I'm a ninja! 2:No, you're not. 1:Did you see that? 2:See what? 1:Exactly!

Whenever I get invited to a Fancy Dress Party I always tell them I'll be coming as a Ninja. That way I can stay home and watch the TV without hurting anyone's feelings.

Why do you never see ninjas hiding in trees? Cause they’re really good at it

How is the ninja business going? - Making a killing.

Q: What do you call a redheaded ninja? A: a ginga.

Who was a ninja's favourite US president? John F. Shurikennedy.

Women want someone who can make them laugh and someone who they feel safe with, so basically, a clown ninja.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

You don't see many ninjas these days. Which means they're only getting better.

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