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Knock-Knock Jokes

Sometimes, a joke doesn't need to be complex or pretentious to make you laugh. Sometimes all you need is a good Knock-Knock Joke to crack up. Enjoy!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am. I am who? I am Groot!

Knock knock! Who's there? Ach!!! Ach who? Bless you!

Knock knock Who's there? Irish! Irish who?? Irish I was a ninja!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Will you remember me for five days? Yes. A week? Yes. A year? Yes. Knock, Knock. Who's there? You forgot me 😢

Knock. Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? Wow, you don't know who you are!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ice cream soda! Ice cream soda who? Ice soda you can hear me!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub! I'm drowning!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Wendy! Wendy who? It's Wendy out here

- Knock knock - Who's there? - Dwayne - Dwayne who? - Dwayne the bathtub I'm drowning!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry up and open the door, it's cold out there

Knock Knock Who's there? Under Under who? Underwear!

Knock Knock Who's there? Carl! Carl who? Carl a doctor you slammed my foot in the door!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Possum. Possum who? Possum food please! I'm hungry!

Knock knock! Who's there? Willya. Willya who? Willya go out with me?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ken! Ken Who? Ken you please open the door?

Knock knock! Who's there? Isaac Isaac who? Isaac at this kind of jokes!

Knock knock, Who's there? Ally Ally who? Ally gator!

Knock knock Who's there? Willya Willya who? Will ya open the door now?

Knock knock Who's there? Esther Esther who? Esther anybody home? Esther anybody out there?

Knock knock Who's there? Hawai Hawai who? Hawai you?

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