Jenkins, this report is unacceptable. I'm afraid I'll have to give you the spray bottle
Good job, I'm giving you a raise. 2 dead birds.
We need to think outside of the box. So I shit on your desktop.
What a crazy day. Only 18 hours of sleep.
1% of the cats. Own 99% of the catnip.
A thread has come loose on my chair. Cancel all of my meetings.
You're fired. Right meow.
My computer is the fastest in this office. Also it's nice and warm to sit on.
This is serious business. Now excuse me while I lick my balls.
I need you to stay late tonight. We really have to catch that red dot.
Climbed the corporate ladder. Can't get down. Call Firemen.
I think I need to sleep on this project, sir. Literally.
Increase profit margins? You've got to be kitten me.
New Office Equipment Has Arrived. If anyone needs me, I'll be in one of these boxes.
Dead Mouse On Your Desk You Earned It