If you're in a war, and a woman gets stabbed... Why are there soldiers... In a kitchen?
I got a Black BM She got a white TT
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is the present. That's why it is called the present."
Bad Things To Say On A First Date Girl: So that's my relationship history, what's yours? Me: My relationship history? Well... Divorced, beheaded, died, Divorced, beheaded, survived :D
Bad Things To Say On A First Date Now that's enough about me. Please, tell me about your sister.
If midgets smoke weed, do they get high or medium?
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Eileen... Eileen who? Eileen'd on the door and it broke! :D
WHAT... Did Justin Beiber ask Santa for at Christmas? A Ladder So he could reach Puberty!
If the customer is always right, then what happens if two people at the same table... have a different opinion?
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