What is worse than 100 dead babies in a trash can? The one on the bottom is still alive
A mexican and a black man ride in a car They were carpooling.
When life hands you lemons' See a doctor because life is incapable of handing out lemons
How did the blonde kill the fish? By drowning it
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to another koala.
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