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A selection of popular and funny jokes from around the Web! Laugh out loud with this hilarious gags. The content of this collection is categorized in: + Dirty Jokes + Little Johnny +Yo' Mama +Women +Blondes +Marriage Jokes P.S: some contents may be inappropriate for minors. Maturity level recommended to use this app +16. Enjoy!

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.

My anger management class PISSES ME OFF!

She said she was turned on by dangerous men...so he started running with scissors.

People who have big feet have big... socks!

I'm single by choice. Not my choice, but still a choice.

Do you want to know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate...they'll kill your dog.

An old German man goes to confession one Sunday. He enters the confession, sits down and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, and I want to confess". The Priest says "Well my child, what are your sins?". The old man responds "During the war I hid a young Jewish woman from the Nazis in return for sexual favours". The Priest, while surprised, says "It was a difficult time, you risked your life to help this woman despite the immoral exchange". "I understand that father" the old man says "But, do you think I should tell her the war is over?".

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle

If your in-laws rob a bank, do they become your outlaws?

- Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy? - No. - Neither did I.

Adele and Bieber having a conversation. – Hello? – Where are you now? – Rolling in the deep. – What do you mean? – Don’t you remember? – Sorry.

A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?" Mum says: "That's my sponge". The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

I farted in the apple store and everyone got pissed...not my fault they don't have windows

"Truth or Dare" "Dare" "I dare you to go back in time and kill JFK" And so I did.

There was a big fire at the Potato Factory. It burnt to a crisp

My girlfriend wants me to look more like Danny Trejo. I want her to look less like Danny Trejo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than a dinner for two.

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