An old German man goes to confession one Sunday. He enters the confession, sits down and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, and I want to confess". The Priest says "Well my child, what are your sins?". The old man responds "During the war I hid a young Jewish woman from the Nazis in return for sexual favours". The Priest, while surprised, says "It was a difficult time, you risked your life to help this woman despite the immoral exchange". "I understand that father" the old man says "But, do you think I should tell her the war is over?".
Adele and Bieber having a conversation. – Hello? – Where are you now? – Rolling in the deep. – What do you mean? – Don’t you remember? – Sorry.
A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?" Mum says: "That's my sponge". The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."
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