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A selection of popular and funny jokes from around the Web! Laugh out loud with this hilarious gags. The content of this collection is categorized in: + Dirty Jokes + Little Johnny +Yo' Mama +Women +Blondes +Marriage Jokes P.S: some contents may be inappropriate for minors. Maturity level recommended to use this app +16. Enjoy!

Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no-BODY to go with.

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole"

My wife wanted a fur coat, so I bought her one maed of hamster pelts. She wore it to the county fair. It took me three hours to get her off the Ferris wheel!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese

I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet...I get hungry!

If you fall, I'll be there. Floor

Men also have feelings. For example: they can feel hungry.

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians? Because he is a racist.

Did I tell you about my Viagra addiction? It was the hardest 6 months of my life.

My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night. It's like a threesome but it didn't include me.

Bank robber pulls out gun, points it at the teller. Robber: "Give me all your money or you are GEOGRAPHY!" Cashier (puzzled): "Did you mean to say "or you're HISTORY?" Robber: "Don't change the subject."

I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too.

How do you make Holy Water? You take regular water and you boil the "hell" out of it.

Just in case no one told you today: 1. Good morning. 2. You're beautiful. 3. I love you. 4. Nice butt.

I'm about to rewrite history...history.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

And then the Devil said: "Let's put the alphabet into mathematics."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a drink?". The bartender says "for you, no charge."

What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The Ground

"Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered." – Anonymous

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