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Rizzoli


Rizzoli: Listen, I don't want to stand in the way of a great romance, okay? Isles: What do you mean? Rizzoli: You and Tommy. I mean, clearly opposites attract. Isles: It's an evolutionary strategy to ensure healthy reproduction. Rizzoli: Okay, why do you gotta go straight to breeding? All right? With my brother. Isles: Look, I like Tommy. A lot. But I love you, and I hate it when you hate me, so I don't want to do anything to compromise our friendship. Rizzoli: Good, because I hate it when I have to hate you.

Angela


Angela: Here, do you want some tea? It gets its flavor from pandas! Jane: How does it get its flavor from pandas? Angela: Maura says that the pandas fertilize the tea plants. Jane: That means they grow in panda poop, Ma.

Rizzoli


Rizzoli: Maura, what do you see? Isles: A reddish brown stain. Rizzoli: In other words: blood.

Jane


Jane: What is "Little Birds and Gems?" Maura: Lettuce. Jane: Lettuce? We don't call those "solid vertical wall separators." Maura: Oh, you mean the walls?

Maura


Maura: You shouldn't be here. Not while they're investigating. Jane: Why? What did you say to Connors? Maura: Well, you know I can't say anything. Jane: Ma, get your stuff. Angela: Jane Clementine Rizzoli. Maura: Your middle name is Clementine? Jane: [to her mother] Thank you. Thank you very much.

Isles


Isles: I wonder what kind of women we would like if we liked women. Rizzoli: What?! Well, first of all, I would be the guy. Isles: That's a cliche! Why would you be the guy? Rizzoli: Because! Isles: Because you're bossy? Rizzoli: So are you! Isles: No, I'm not! Rizzoli: Yes, you are, you're just soft and polite when you're bossing people around. Isles: Well, it's a good thing you're not my type. Rizzoli: What do you mean I'm not your type?! That's so rude!

Rizzoli


Rizzoli: I thought you said you couldn't lie! Isles: What do you mean? I can't! Rizzoli: You did! Isles: Only one time when I said I'd finished my homework and I hadn't. I immediately went vasovagal. Fainted.

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