Harry Hill's Jokes App
Will you love me when i'm old and wrinkled? Of course i do.
I come from a family of long livers. My dad had a liver three feet long.
Policeman: Did you get the number of the woman who knocked you over? Pedestrian: No, but i'd recognise that laugh anywhere.
I broke my leg in two places - Sheffield and Wolverhampton
Mum: Awww poor Leona, did the bee sting you? Leona: (sobbing) Yes Mum: Lets put some cream on it then Leona: Don't be silly! It'll be miles away by now!