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My sister bet me 100 pounds I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti..... You should have seen the look as I drove pasta!?

Tried to take a photograph of some fog..... Mist!?

Yo mamma is sooo fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it is still printing!?

Knock knock Who's there??? Lettuce Lettuce who??? Lettuce in!? (Let us in!)

What does a cow call the movies?.... The moooooovies!?

What do you call the queen?.... A ruler!?

What do you call a laughing Christmas stocking?.... A laughing stock!?

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