My sister bet me 100 pounds I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti..... You should have seen the look as I drove pasta!?
Tried to take a photograph of some fog..... Mist!?
Yo mamma is sooo fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it is still printing!?
Knock knock Who's there??? Lettuce Lettuce who??? Lettuce in!? (Let us in!)
What does a cow call the movies?.... The moooooovies!?
What do you call the queen?.... A ruler!?
What do you call a laughing Christmas stocking?.... A laughing stock!?