Anything funny that comes across our brain...whatever!
Sleeping is HUUUUUUGE, I can't believe it's still free
I'm always hungry, it's sort of my special gift!
It's spelled "I'll see if I can make it" and it's pronounced "No fucking way I'm going"
I open the door of the bridge so often I'm thinking of pulling it out
People who type "Yeap" "Hiya", "Okey dokey", "Howdy"... Do they have a condition?
That moment in which you have already asked "Come again?" three times and you are still clueless.
I must have missed the lesson about Patience in the kindergarten
- TELL ME SOMETHING SWEET - TODAY IS FRIDAY
When you are in a mood, people can sense it and give you an even harder time.
We all said "I owe you a birthday present". I just hope nobody took it seriously.
- Life is meant to be lived - Hey thanks! I was using it to balance the table.
Drunk people, children and leggings always tell the truth.
Happiness always awaits behind a door. The one from the fridge, for example.
I always think I'm the only idiot who listens to her own voice messages on whatsApp after sending them.
99% of what I say, sounded better in my head
To be happy you have to learn to ignore certain things... people, mainly
-Are you mad at me? typing... typing... typing... typing... typing... typing... -No
- Where can I find happiness? - Two blocks then make a left. - The food store? - Exactly.
Phone: Device used to tour the house while speaking to it.
If you drink don't drive... and don't send a message to your ex