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Yeah, whatever

Anything funny that comes across our brain...whatever!

Given up on telling funny stories. Every time I try it my seal laughing kicks in and I can never finish it.

Prince charming?! What every woman wants is non fattening chocolate.

In the movies people are shot 10 times and continue walking. I hit my pinky toe with the table leg and walking is over for me.

No matter how many hours I sleep, it's always too few

My main regrets in my life are mostly polite refusals of food at friend's house.

Why do I always have the best comebacks once the discussion is over?

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