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Courage Wolf

You had a bad day and you are feeling blue? Do you need a hug and someone to tell you everything is going to be all right? You may as well forget about that because you are not going to get it here. Dry your tears and man up. This Wolf is one tough canis who will give you advice to achieve greatness and be the alfa male!!

TRUST NO MAN. FEAR NO BITCH.

MORE SEX. LESS TALK. THAT'S WHAT A REAL WOMAN WANTS FUCK YOUR FEELINGS, DUDE.

No one gives a damn about your problems. Man up, bro.

LIFE SUCKS... AND THEN YOU DIE. SO FUCK SHIT UP AND LIVE IT UP WHILE YOU ARE HERE INSTEAD OF BEING A WHINY BITCH.

STOP COMPLAINING, CRY BABY. I ATE A BOWL OF NAILS FOR BREAKFAST. ...WITHOUT ANY MILK.

EAT NAILS AND GUNPOWDER. FART BULLETS!

IF SOMEONE TRIES TO RUIN YOUR DAY, RUIN THEIR FUCKING FACE!!!!

Bought my mother in law a gift: "512 ways to be a good mother in law."

LIFE IS TOUGH, BUT SO IS A POORLY COOKED STEAK AND YOU WILL STILL CHEW THAT UNTIL YOUR JAW HURTS AND SAY IT'S WORTH IT. SAME CONCEPT!

Bend life over and fuck it in the ass. Who is whose bitch after that?

WAKE UP PISS EXCELENCE

He thinks you're just another notch on the belt he wears? Destroy his nutsack!

No, I don't have feelings... Feelings are overrated!

So what if I am a woman? My metaphorical balls are not only larger, but they aren't in your purse. Yet yours are in mine. Just let that sink in.

Going to break up? Use actions and not words: Throw tampons at him until he leaves your house!!!

Fuck with me. I dare ya. Your condescension is the fuel for my fire.

I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of MAN THE FUCK UP. Were you diagnosed with being a little bitch syndrome?

Fuck war; let's party!

Disregard females. Aquire currency.

YOU WANT MORE BUT CAN'T HAVE IT? TAKE IT BY FORCE. SHOW THEM WHO'S ALPHA

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