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Anti-joke Chicken

"A horse walks into a bar..." *Yawn*. Tired of listening to the same jokes over an over again? Tired of conventional humor? Then maybe what you need is the input of a witty chicken that will give standard jokes the twist you need. Are you ready for the anti-joke experience?

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat and the boat sinks. Who survives? America

FRIENDS ARE LIKE POTATOES IF YOU EAT THEM, THEY DIE

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS? GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND ASK FOR ANTI HALLUCINOGENIC PILLS.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TURTLE WITH SEVEN HEADS? NOTHING, IT DOESN'T EXIST.

YOUR MOM IS SO POOR SHE CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION.

A BLONDE AND A BURNETTE BOTH JUMP OF THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. WHO LANDS FIRST? NEITHER, THEY BOTH JUST COMITTED SUICIDE.

2 BLONDES BOARD A PLANE. THEY ARRIVE SAFELY AT THEIR DESTINATION.

YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE DOESN'T NEED INTERNET 'CAUSE SHE'S ALREADY WORLDWIDE.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID SHE LOCKED HERSELF OUT OF HER MOTORCYCLE.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY THINGS.

WHY DID THE LIGHTS GO OUT? I FORGOT TO PLAY THE ELECTRIC BILL

WHY CAN'T A T-REX CLAP? BECAUSE HE'S EXTINCT.

YOUR MOM IS SO UGLY, SHE NEED MAKEUP.

A BLACK MAN, AN ASIAN AND A MEXICAN ENTER A NIGHT CLUB.... THEY HAVE A GREAT NIGHT OUT.

A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. SEEING THE POTENTIAL DANGER EVERYONE LEAVES.

YOUR MOMMA'S SO FAT... SHE IS VISUALLY UNAPPEALING AND IS WELL ABOVE THE AVARAGE WEIGHT.

A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER SAYS "WHAT CAN I GET YOU?" THE HORSE HEAD BUTS HIM, SHITS ON THE FLOOR AND RUNS OUT OF THE BAR.

WHAT'S BROWN AND STICKY? S***.

A PENGUIN WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER SAYS "WHAT CAN I SERVE YOU?" THE PENGUIN DOESN'T ANSWER BECAUSE IT'S A PENGUIN.

I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY WOMEN. WITHOUT A PENIS.

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